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"And now, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for! It’s the Spiderman of Confectionary! The Batman of Bourneville!


For all the lucky ladies hand-selected by Milky to have their portraits drawn in Orange Truffle/ Nutty Perfection/ Fudge Duet on the Late Night Love tour, THIS is your moment. You're welcome. 


The Milk Tray Man

"You like art do you? I can do art."

"Take one of these then. No, don’t eat it. Now, what I’m going to ask you to do is look straight into my eyes. Regardez mes yeux, as a Frenchman once said. And just hold it there….this is how I see you…"

" *hums 'Who's Gonna Drive You Home Tonight? ' by The Cars* "

"Something amusing you? I’m not doing this for the good of my health, you know? I don’t know if anyone in here has bothered to notice, but actually, I’m lactose intolerant. Speaking of which, if anything should happen to me, there’s an insulin pen in my briefcase."

Drive - The Cars
00:00 / 00:00

"I’m just a nice guy trying to make a romantic gesture, that's all. All I’m asking for is a little bit of courtesy. I drew you a portrait! With an orange truffle! That YOU chose! I think I’m owed a bit of courtesy."

"I don’t even fancy you, love."

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